The Allied Cause
The victory of Merkel, it is clear,
Means victory for Good Pope Francis too.
They both agree that German girls must do
What refugees demand — must cease to fear
Intrusion from outsiders who appear
Not to know words like nein. Hey, get a clue,
You bitches! Deutschland now is made anew!
Be sure that your acceptance is sincere!
State and church are as one: you must put out.
Don’t be the slave of obsolete convention!
When a guest wants to screw your ass, don’t pout
Or frown: misgivings hardly merit mention.
Habib might be offended by your shout.
Be grateful that he’s granting you attention!
—Tom Riley